Jews supporting John McCain


8 million people on US watch/roundup lists
May 20, 2008, 4:40 pm
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Jews can get behind this, right?  And I’m absolutely positive McCain will be on board.



Parker for nativism
May 18, 2008, 5:05 pm
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Here’s a good Jew for McCain. Yeah, we want full blooded Americans, no gypsies or moneygrubbers or people with hooked noses or funny religions or -stein kind of names.  We want McCain, we want the guy endorsed by Hagee, we want the ultimate holocaust.

We do?



All rights reserved.
May 16, 2008, 6:13 pm
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licensing fees will be modest.



How to Join “Jews for John McCain”
May 16, 2008, 6:05 pm
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First, go to the first post on this site.  Follow the links, and read about John McCain. If you still want to join:

Leave a comment with the word “schlemiel” in the title. Print. Wad up the paper and eat it. Probe your stool for the remains. Put it in a brown paper bag. Add your campaign contribution (paper money) for John McCain. Place it on the front steps of your local McCain headquarters. Set it on fire. Run like you stole something.



Coming soon: our “Never Pay Retail” online “Jews for John McCain” store
May 16, 2008, 5:50 pm
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Have we got tshirts, have we got mugs, have we got bumper stickers…. “McCain: oy vey!”



Announcing “Jews for John McCain”
May 16, 2008, 5:10 pm
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You might think that a tiny blog like this couldn’t handle an organization like that. Well, let’s just see how many people sign up, shall we? Oh, and before joining, all applicants have to certify that they know that John McCain is on record saying we should negotiate with Hamas, and also that they know that John McCain actively courted the endorsement of John Hagee, and that they are aware of John Hagee’s statements about Jews and Israel.




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